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The Psalm of Harley
 
The Hog Is My Cycle, I Shall Not Want Another,
It Maketh Me To Lie Down On Muddy Roads,
It Skideth When Beside The Deep Waters,
It Ruineth My Nerves And Leadeth Me Down
Paths Of Idiocy For Its Names Sake,
Yea ,Though I Ride Through The Valleys,
I Push Up The Hills,
Its Rods And Loose Spokes They Torture Me,
It Preparest My Trials Before Me,
And In The Presence Of Mine Enemies,
It Teacheth Me To Fear The Fast Limeys,
It Anointest My Clothing With Oil,
Its Carburettor Runneth Over,
Yea Verily, The Monster Will Curse Me
All The Days Of My Life,
And I Shall Dwell Near A Parts House,
Forever.